Mario Kart Skateboarding.

WARNING: This game is dangerous and should not be attempted by pussies. Only attempt this if you are not afraid,  or if you are mental or suicidal. We will not be held responsible for any injuries and deaths.

What you will need

A hill to bomb

Some sticks

Some stones and/or boulders, concrete blocks, bricks, bales or build some spike pits if you are insane!

A skateboard for each person in the race

P.S. Barbie tricycles, toy garden tractors, shopping trolleys, scooters, wheelie bins and wheelbarrows etc. can be used as substitutes for skateboards.

One person to ride on each skateboard.

How to set up race course

First of all, go to your chosen hill or car park ramp and place your obstacles at random points or be insane and put the whole collections of obstacle in one place, effectively blocking the track.

Rules

There are no rules, apart from the fact that you MUST start at the same time and from the start point.

How to play

This game involves sitting on your chosen ride.

Get in a line at the top of the hill on your chosen ride and count to three. Once the three seconds is up, it's time to race! The general idea is to outwit your opponents and reach the finish line first without bailing. If you do bail, it doesn't matter. Just get back on your ride and carry on!

Winning Tips

Grab obstacles off the track from in front of you and put them behind you to block your opponents.

Sometimes it pays to stay behind until the opponents crash into the obstacles.

You could try throwing obstacles at your opponents.

You could try throwing a banana skin in front of your opponent, thinking that they may die of laughter, therefore not finishing the race.

Try pushing your opponents or punching them if you're hard!

You could  try putting your boxers on your head in hopes of distracting your opponents.

Wave your used socks in front of your opponent to try and knock the out with the smell.

Cheats

Loosen wheels on opponents ride before race.

Tie their selected ride to a nearby post to prevent them from even starting the race.

Ideas

Wear crash helmets and go down the track with baseball bats in hand ready to strike your opponents across the head.

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