The World Industries Eternal Guarantee

Attention: This board is guaranteed against manufacturer's defects for eternity or as long

as you own it, whichever comes first. Defects consist of the following: 1. warpage  2.

delamination  3. holes drilled wrong. If your board has any of the three previously mentioned

defects please return it to it's place of purchase, and we will be happy to replace it.

HOWEVER, we do not replace boards that break due to natural wear and tear. This includes

boards that have been focused, run over by a car, sustained water damage, or have been

deliberately set on fire.

Philosophical note: Today's skateboarding stunts such as twenty-three stair ollies and finger flips place a great

deal of stress on a board and it's only natural that after years of loyal service that eventually a board will become

old and die. When this happens it is important not to dwell on things and think that you have somehow been

cheated by God, but to think about the good things in life and all the fun that your board had while it was still alive.